Never argue with a 4-year-old.

I just got in this debate with Will and Alex about whether the archer superhero is "Hawkeye" or "Hawkguy." I'm like, "Trust me, people, I can read; it's Hawkeye." And I explained what a hawk is and why the name "hawkeye" was chosen. And Alex replied, "No, I read it on the Internet; it's Hawkguy!" Little liar. ;) (And FTR, he can only read about 8 words so far.)