Zebras and winners

Alex: "Mommy, you're wearing a zebra belt?"
Me: "Yep!"
Alex: "But zebras don't wear belts!"

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Will is providing a great example of how NOT to convince your brother to play with you: "I need to play with you, Alex, so I can be the winner! I need to win the game, Alex! I need to play so I can be the winner, Alex!"